Jesus, thank You for the abundance of clothing You’ve given us. However, vacillating fall temperatures — plus, um, up-and-down size changes — have glutted our closets. Opening them, OMG, we fear for our lives!
O my God, thank You for the promise of eternal life. For a future perfect home — including the perfect linen closet — that You’re designing for me. OMG, I’ll even be able to find the pillowcases?!
O Lord, You know I was tired of barricading the hallway when company came.
(Image by Wolfgang Eckert from Pixabay)
So, I resolved to do major cleaning, starting with light and fan fixtures. Cleaning a closet. But OMG, why does cleaning always create more clutter?
OMG, I suppose it doesn’t do any good to pretend I didn’t lick the brownie bowl? (Or, um … eat half the pan?)
