OMG, I suppose it doesn’t do any good to pretend I didn’t lick the brownie bowl? (Or, um … eat half the pan?)
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Busted
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Category Archives: OMG Prayers
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Scratching My Head
O Lord, thank You for a gifted 10-year-old grandson who loves to draw cartoons and also loves to bake. Only he would put the two together.
OMG, You know everything. Where does the kid gets his quirkiness? Could You please fill me in?
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Not Mrs. Daniel Boone
O Lord, thank You for a beautiful, though somewhat frozen weekend of camping. Perhaps my Native American roots should steer me toward something more survivalist. But OMG, thank You for a pop-up with a heater!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Always Behind
O Lord, thank You for giving me three generations of special guys. Not sure why You granted them legs twice as long as mine or 100 times my energy. Nevertheless, OMG, thank You that we can hike and love Your creation together!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Can’t Stop the Resurrection
O Lord, my narrow-minded calendar declares Easter is over and done. But OMG, for days afterward, the springtime world will shout out Your Resurrection! Alleluia!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Silly Rabbit, Pie is for Humans
OMG, I know the bunnies You created are happy to celebrate life events with carrots. But O Lord, when human writers finish manuscripts, carrot sticks just don’t do it!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: I Moo, Too?
We received vaccine #2. Thank You, Lord! We were rewarded with tags that lauded us as the Herd. OMG, I’m glad to help protect my Hoosier community. I don’t really mind identifying with the Herd. But Lord, I’m supposed to wear a picture of a cow?
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: These Really Spring Forward
OMG, Thank You for my baby crocuses. Though tiny and socially distanced, they cannot help but sing You a colorful hallelujah chorus!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Thankful for Weird Things
O Lord, this past year, I’ve been thankful for the oddest things. For toilet paper. For Zoom (in 2019, I’d never heard of that). Even for being old so I can have shots. OMG, maybe You’re trying to teach us new lessons about gratitude?
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: I Can’t Be That Old!
Jesus, I know You’re eternal, but for us, a half-century holds a lot of years. M*A*S*H is more than a half-century old. Nerf balls were invented half a century ago. OMG, I never thought I’d say this, but, oh, to be ONLY a half-century old!
