O Lord, You have gifted some of Your people so they can operate five devices at once.
I
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I, on the other hand, consider Ziploc® bags high tech.
OMG, have You reserved a special niche in Heaven for those of us who prefer the simple life?
OMG, I thank You for forward leaps in technology. However, when You introduce me to my heavenly home, I pray its appliances won’t beep at me. That only You, not Google, can track my preferences and movements. And that the most technologically advanced task I will have to accomplish is closing a Ziploc bag.
