Jesus, I didn’t know February’s named after a Roman festival that emphasized cleaning rituals. Cleaning?! Ack, does this mean I have to clean my fridge? Under it too?!

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Instead, You say You want to scrub the cruddy corners of my life for me. And that Your service is free, already paid in full.
Sounds like the best deal in the world! Though, OMG, I have a feeling Mr. Clean …

has nothing on You!
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