O Lord, both my candle and I are getting old and tired and blobby. Still, OMG, please help us let our lights shine!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer
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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: I Already Need a Nap
O Lord, why are we Americans so suspicious of siestas? You recall that even as a young office worker, I sneaked to a back room at noon and closed the drapes to conceal my catching a few winks. Why did I have to hide as if conducting lunchtime drug deals? You’ve never considered napping a sin. OMG, You even advocated a whole day of rest! Amen, Father.
And power to the nappers!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Who Needs Cardio Training?
O Lord, You know I wouldn’t spend a typical day attending a hockey game in which spectators cheer fights, jangle cowbells and throw pucks.
I wouldn’t help socialize a grandrat.
Or witness the morphing of a human into a freaky trick-or-treat alien.
But with two grandsons — OMG, what fun, doing them all!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Why the Christmas Rush?
O Lord, It’s only October, but I can’t buy a can of beans without seeing a Santa Claus. You, who made the sun move backward to preserve daylight during an Old Testament battle — OMG, could you pause on lovely fall …
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before we fast-forward to crazy Christmas?
Oh.
You want me to do it?
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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Corn Maze Camaraderie
O Lord, getting lost in a 10-acre corn maze, looking for Bigfoot, could be pretty scary — except, OMG, thank You for such excellent company!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer
O Lord, You really know how to help me shed decades! Thank You for a fun humor writing session with Taylor University professional writing students.
OMG, please bless them on their writing journeys!
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Time Warp
O Lord, one moment our grandson rode a little playground horsie.
A seeming moment later, he’s taller than his tall grandpa.
OMG, did I blink too slow?
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Allergic to Technology
O Lord, You have gifted some of Your people so they can operate five devices at once.
I
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I, on the other hand, consider Ziploc® bags high tech.
OMG, have You reserved a special niche in Heaven for those of us who prefer the simple life?
OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: This Book Shouldn’t Be Banned from the Library
O Lord, sometimes I read Bible accounts that seem as if they should have been voted off the flannelgraph!
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But, OMG, You tell the truth about humanity and good and evil.
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One big reason why I believe You wrote them!
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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Ha! They Were Wrong!
O, Lord, You know that 22 years ago, I found it easy to listen to voices that predicted we wouldn’t survive the terrors of 9/11. OMG, all seven of our grandchildren, born after that date, remind me that pessimists aren’t always right. And that You. Are. Good.
