O Lord, when I tried to peel a banana, it slipped from my hand. The whole bunch was shiny and slick! What idiot would grease a bowl of fruit? Then it hit me. I’d aimed PAM at a pan … with the nozzle pointed elsewhere.
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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Why Can’t We Always Be Winners?
O Lord, thank You for a mostly fun weekend. I’m not sure about Your policy on basketball. But OMG, I talk with You about everything. So maybe we can discuss whatever happened during the last minute of this game?

OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: This Bugs Me

O my God, I know ants are Your creatures, too. But the few that appeared in my kitchen last week have invited nine million relatives to stay. OMG, since I don’t speak ant, would You not so kindly inform them that if they don’t leave, eviction will be the least of their worries?

OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer
OMG, You are right, of course. We want our hotel rooms — and our politicians — much cleaner than we are at home.