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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Prayer of a Grumpy Patriot

O Lord, I’m so thankful to be an American. That’s worth celebrating! But OMG, could You create a button that mutes the volume after ten?

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OMG, It’s Monday! Prayer: Independence

SurferOh, my God, I am at the beach, celebrating our country’s independence. Yet America’s taken this independence thing a step too far. OMG, does it seem to You as if we are trying to surf upside down? If we followed Your laws, we’d experience a smoother ride. Breathe a little better, too.